Ice-Mint Geek Bar Jersey

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10 years ago, at a Shaolin temple deep in the mountains of Western China, an incredible idea was born. During multiple days of uninterrupted meditation, a man pondered the meanings of consumerism, materialism, and addiction. He found that in the modern age, man had become a slave to his prehistoric impulses. Drawn to bright colors, sweet flavors, and all-too-wonderful chemicals, people today have no more agency in their lives than a reptile in a glass box. Nothing represents this servitude more than the humble vape. It sits as the most effective mind-control device ever conceived between the lips of its unfortunate prisoners. In the digital era, the Geek Bar is a symbol of ultimate dominance over the uninitiated, complete command over the ever-present underclass that props up its own system of slavery. 

The man realized how fucking awesome that all sounded and decided he better rep it in a tuff ass fit. Thus, the Geek Bar Jersey was born...

Made with high-quality material, exceptional design, and lots of love, is there a reason not to get one for yourself?